SEVEN PHRASES YOU WOULD NEVER SAY BEFORE BEING A MOTHER (OR FATHER)

The world of motherhood changes our perspective of seeing the world, our priorities and even our way of speaking.

Many of the phrases below are characteristic and fully define some of the day-to-day moments with our children, and surely they are phrases you would never say before being a mother (or father).

Many of the phrases below would be most funny and engaging if they were taken out of context, and even within it it is likely that many were shocked to hear them.

"Pass me a washcloth"

A wipe is one of the objects, next to bottles, diapers and pacifiers, with which your life does not cross unless there is a father nearby.

Before becoming a father, wet wipes was one of the objects that made no sense, why a wet wipe? If you need something like that, wet a towel or tissue. Right now, in my day-to-day life, the wipes are one of the objects that is never missing and the use we give them is such that I could (and surely any of you) take out about 15 different uses and without children having to intervene .

"Let me smell that culete"

If we took a random photo of a group of parents, at least one in ten would be smelling their son's ass. The next time they meet a large group of mothers and fathers of babies, check it out for themselves. Needless to say, this is one of the phrases that surely do not say in another context. Unless they want to be locked up by public scandal.

Talk for more than half an hour of feces, poops and clean asses

For some men, talking about asses is not something that is new, it is even possible that there are those who throw themselves talking about them all afternoon, but surely a topic of conversation that you do not have with your office colleagues and that extends during Coffee break is about the different qualities, quantities and hardness of your children's poop, only those parents of children under the age of five have such a coffee room conversation top ten.

"When I was like you ..."

Starting a conversation with a phrase like this is only done by a mother or a grandfather and only before someone who is at least a quarter of your age.

"Because I say so!"

Have you ever said a phrase like that to someone other than your children? Have they finished a meeting in the office like this (would they be my idols)? Something like that is only said after hearing them say "why" to your children for more than half an hour in a row.